as they walked to the bedroom, chris's secret plan came into action. he pulled out two grenades(secretly, of course) and called his maid, bianca over. he then did a backflip out of the window, tossing the grenades back into the house. and conviently, for chris, the bedroom is where he was keeping all of the gasoline and propane for his sick-nasty cars and sick-nasty grill. as he lands on the ground, he runs from the house, and will rides out of the garage in one of chris's sick nasty cars. the house dramatically explodes into a large fireball in which every person in the house is engulfed. chris's smug smile turns into a maniaical laugh. then, using his executive powers as wicked cool dude, he puts up a billboard on new york, one visable from japan, even. it says, in big, large, undeniably huge letters, KIRA RILY WATCHES ANIME AND STILL LOVES BRANDON. needless to say, the world was in tears of laughter. kira is then eternally mortified, and slinks into her basement. with jenny as her inventor, she created something that could even, maybe, well, probably not, but she made a big-ass robo suit!! holy shit!! as jenny and kira crawl into the machine, it rears up and destroys jenny's glasses. darn! jenny says. so, they go off to hunt chris and will. my sensors indicate that they are on coordinate 549284%! jenny says, then snorts like a geek. (of course she does!) then they use their robot flying powers to fly to chris and will. well, now, jenny is in charge of all the smart person bullshit. she figures kira can handle one thing-the landing gear. to make a short story even shorter, she couldn't. so, they crashed, but you'll have to wait, because next weeks episode is coming!















oh yeah, of anyone in hms's 8th grade "posse" is reading this, listen to the song i'm listening to, it explains why i despise everyone so.